captain on a sinking ship: women and children only
other girls: aw no! i will have to leave my husband behind :,(
me, a lesbian: *grabs wife* YEET
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i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible.
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Anonymous asked:
why do you like girls so much??? I mean have you seen guys???
manymuses answered:
OKAY FIRST OF ALL
1. I have eyes, yes i’ve seen guys, the question is HAVE YOU SEEN GIRLS?
2. Have you felt a girl touch you? They’re so soft. They are the most gentle and loving blessings i’ve ever come across.
3. They are strong. They are protective and they also know when it’s time to nurture.
4. Girls know what girls want, therefor, girls are so much better at handling girls.
5. They do that hair flip thing when they are on top of you and it makes your insides flip.
6. They look so amazing even in tshirts, underwear, and that spider bun majestic thing that is actually perfect.
7. Girls are so deeply beautiful when it comes to feelings and it’s even more pleasing to just sit next to them and listen to them talk about absolutely anything.
8. Their lips. Girls lip. Oh my god. It’s like pillows. And when they end up on your neck, well that’s as close to heaven as i’ve gotten.
9. When they let their hair down after a long day, and you get to run your hands through it, it’s so hard not to fall in love.
10. Girls will love you with every bone in their body. They know what a period day is like, so they know when to buy you ice cream or when to love you from a distance. They know what it’s like to live in this world where women are not put first. They know the right things to say when your chin is down. Women are the reason i live to see another day. They are the most exquisite things you will ever be blessed to know.
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these two women came to my work today to buy movie tickets and one of the women was paying and she sighed in mock exasperation and said ‘you’re an expensive date’ then quickly looked at me to clear up the situation and said ‘i’m allowed to say that. she’s my wife’ and honestly i was blessed the rest of the night
these two women came to my work today to buy movie tickets and one of the women was paying and she sighed in mock exasperation and said ‘you’re an expensive date’ then quickly looked at me to clear up the situation and said ‘i’m allowed to say that. she’s my wife’ and honestly i was blessed the rest of the night
yall gay girls know you gotta actually communicate to other girls to date them right?
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